Alter Ego Christmas Tree - Ice Tree

Jeez that's cold. As cold as my ex who made fun of puppies at the shelter over the holidays. Colder than my other ex who refused to share their Christmas cookies. Even colder than that one ex that made cutting remarks about my eggnog habit. I think what I'm saying is I need to date warmer people.

6(w) x 6(d) x 7.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!